Greetings from North Pole! Don’t be shocked… it’s Christmas again!
Hope your Christmas is out of this world!
I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves
so that he can have a faster production of gifts.
I’m still counting my blessings, like you,
from last year. Merry Christmas.
Has lord has given this day to drink as much you want.
You really put the X in Xmas…Merry Christmas!
Holidays are exhausting. Ho Ho! Keep calm and enjoy Christmas!
Home Alone is like a kid’s version of Die Hard.
Now it’s too hot to take down the outdoor Christmas lights.
You stink! You smell like beef and cheese! You don’t smell like Santa!
Permanently on the naughty list… and loving every minute of it.
May your holidays be like Santa – fat, cheerful and abundant!
I wish you a White Christmas! But if your White Wine runs out, drink the Red…
Know what the best thing about this card is?
It doesn’t come with a fruitcake!
Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.
People went to midnight mass not to hear mass, but to let their seatmates hear their snores.
May Santa always stop at your house. Merry Christmas!
This year you was not good… You was FANTASTIC! May your
celebration be joyous and your holidays bright!
I want you to have a safe holiday, so on Christmas morning,
Do not stand between the kids and the presents! Merry Christmas!
Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated
as a reflection of your values,
desires, affections, traditions.
Have yourself a Merry little Christmas, Let your heart be light.