Funny Christmas Wishes





Greetings from North Pole! Don’t be shocked… it’s Christmas again!

Hope your Christmas is out of this world!

I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves
so that he can have a faster production of gifts.

I’m still counting my blessings, like you,
from last year. Merry Christmas.

Has lord has given this day to drink as much you want.
Happy Christmas

You really put the X in Xmas…Merry Christmas!

Holidays are exhausting. Ho Ho! Keep calm and enjoy Christmas!

Home Alone is like a kid’s version of Die Hard.

Now it’s too hot to take down the outdoor Christmas lights.

You stink! You smell like beef and cheese! You don’t smell like Santa!

Permanently on the naughty list… and loving every minute of it.

May your holidays be like Santa – fat, cheerful and abundant!

I wish you a White Christmas! But if your White Wine runs out, drink the Red…

Merry Christmas!
Know what the best thing about this card is?
It doesn’t come with a fruitcake!

Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.

People went to midnight mass not to hear mass, but to let their seatmates hear their snores.

May Santa always stop at your house. Merry Christmas!

This year you was not good… You was FANTASTIC! May your
celebration be joyous and your holidays bright!

I want you to have a safe holiday, so on Christmas morning,
Do not stand between the kids and the presents! Merry Christmas!

Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated
as a reflection of your values,
desires, affections, traditions.

Have yourself a Merry little Christmas, Let your heart be light.

Christmas is a time for remembering family and trying to guess everyone’s sizes! Have a Wonderful Christmas.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. Merry Christmas!

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Remember, Christmas isn’t about how big the tree is, or what’s under it. It’s about who’s around it

The 4 stages of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus 2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus 3. You dress up as Santa Claus 4. You look like Santa Claus

I hope you have a wonderful Christmas.
have a great new year! Hopefully Santa
will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays

Wanna know how snowflakes are made? Just feed frosty a can of beans!
Merry Christmas, I hope it’s a white one!

Too bad we can’t show each other the
same Christian love on the road and in stores
the way we do at Christmas time.

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen
a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. Merry Christmas.

A Christmas shopper’s complaint
is one of long standing

Santa told me you’d been very good this year ,
I told him it was just lack of opportunity 😀
Merry Christmas!

I want you to have a safe holiday, so on Christmas morning,
Do not stand between the kids and the presents!
Merry Christmas

Christmas is not only to pray and
But praise for drinking and messing too, Merry Christmas

People can’t concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces
if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the
twenty-fifth of December.

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women
has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Merry Christmas.

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women
has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Merry Christmas.

I never believed in Santa Claus because
I knew no white man would be coming into
my neighborhood after dark

Hey you two over there,
It’s the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer!
We’re here to bring you holiday cheer
And wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

I was looking for a Funny christmas wishes
for you But I could not find anything
As funny as you Happy Christmas for a
funny christmas celebration

They say that Christmas is just around the corner How can it be
when the world is round?